Because the smoke alarm woke me up again. This time with "chirping." Thing is, we replaced the batteries just a day ago! So I'm all WTF, but I go looking for the other battery in the pack, but I can't figure where it got put.
Well fine, maybe I'll just climb up there and look. It's a fresh freakin' battery, it must not be a problem with that. So I pry out the battery case, shove the battery around a little, and push the case back in.
I remember what mice said about her iPod, not that a smoke detector is an iPod... Still, I gave it a good smack, then waited to see if it would dare beep again.
SUCCESS. (If I may be so bold as to potentially jinx myself, as the night ain't over yet.)
But the only problem is... now I'm awake, and I realize I'm awful hungry. A smidgen too hungry to go back to sleep easily.
So that brings me full circle back 'round to here, drinking pineapple juice and nibbling otana's homemade inari in front of the computer at quarter 'till 5 in the morning.
Edit: Thank gawd I don't have to go to work tomorrow. Thank you, President's Day.