Manawolf (manawolf) wrote,
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The saga of the flamer-who-I-will-not-name-because-I-have-magnanimously-chosen-to-bestow-undeserved-mercy-upon-them continues.

I do actually have a name for this person, so I will use initials. Because, it's so much more personal.  And, I only have so much self-control.

When last we left our heroes, S.L. had discovered I was a lebian! O NOES!



S.L.: your nuts man just leave me alone lord....

Manawolf: Hey, YOU emailed ME. You asked for these nuts. Speaking of nuts - er,
                "married to Vegeta?" Need I say more about nuts?

S.L.: soooooooooo? I am

Manawolf: I can appreciate a healthy fantasy life, but damn. Who are you trying
                 to convince, me, or yourself?

S.L.: no one I am who I am and that’s all there is to it

Manawolf: Healthy self-acceptance kind of reaches it's limit when you start
                emailing strangers claiming to have married a cartoon character. (I
                don't think they give out marriage licenses to fictional persons, btw.)

S.L.: naaaaaaaaaaaaaah
        I am married to a ANIME character not a cartoon character and I am proud so
        BOO-YAH!!!!!!

Manawolf: Boo-yah? Is that supposed to be a cry of triumph at supposedly
                correcting my terminology? I'm not going to argue with you regarding
                cartoons vs anime... it'd be like shooting fish in a barrel...

                Let me introduce you to something called reality. In Reality, there is
                no Capsule Corp, no dragonballs, no Saiyajins. In Reality, they only
                give out marriage licenses to living, breathing, REAL homo sapiens - and
                sometimes not even then. In Reality, a fictional person cannot get a
                marriage license, and no sane officer of law or religion would officiate
                a union between a human and a figment of imagination. In Reality, a
                drawing CAN NOT say "I do," (and even if you conjured up a slice of
                animation that did, it wouldn't mean a damn thing,) even if you DID find
                someone to preside over the ceremony, not to mention it would be
                HORRENDOUSLY out of character for Vegeta to do so. He didn't even marry
                Bulma. You expect him to dedicate himself to a weak human teenager in a
                pathetic Earth ceremony?

                Delusional, and really, not too bright either. At least pick something
                that's plausible within the fictional world you're trying to sell as
                your own.

S.L.: huh? and you said what ? I didn't understand a thing
       -vegetasonlygirl
       ps Vegeta loves me [fan pseudonym]

Manawolf: Yeah, that's pretty much what I thought.

S.L.: thought what?



Now, I did not actually reply to that, not seeing the point because I was starting to get bored. I mean, I at least like to hunt things that shoot back, so to speak. This was on 5/30.

It doesn't end there. Someone up there must like me.

On 6/1...



S.L. (in a brand new message): you know I hate you

Manawolf: Yes, sweetheart. And that fact brightens my day. Tell me more.

S.L.: fuck u

Manawolf: There you go propositioning me again! I'm not certain you're my type, I mean, I usually like people to wait and ask AFTER we meet in person...
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