I do actually have a name for this person, so I will use initials. Because, it's so much more personal. And, I only have so much self-control.
When last we left our heroes, S.L. had discovered I was a lebian! O NOES!
S.L.: your nuts man just leave me alone lord....
Manawolf: Hey, YOU emailed ME. You asked for these nuts. Speaking of nuts - er,
"married to Vegeta?" Need I say more about nuts?
S.L.: soooooooooo? I am
Manawolf: I can appreciate a healthy fantasy life, but damn. Who are you trying
to convince, me, or yourself?
S.L.: no one I am who I am and that’s all there is to it
Manawolf: Healthy self-acceptance kind of reaches it's limit when you start
emailing strangers claiming to have married a cartoon character. (I
don't think they give out marriage licenses to fictional persons, btw.)
I am married to a ANIME character not a cartoon character and I am proud so
Manawolf: Boo-yah? Is that supposed to be a cry of triumph at supposedly
correcting my terminology? I'm not going to argue with you regarding
cartoons vs anime... it'd be like shooting fish in a barrel...
Let me introduce you to something called reality. In Reality, there is
no Capsule Corp, no dragonballs, no Saiyajins. In Reality, they only
give out marriage licenses to living, breathing, REAL homo sapiens - and
sometimes not even then. In Reality, a fictional person cannot get a
marriage license, and no sane officer of law or religion would officiate
a union between a human and a figment of imagination. In Reality, a
drawing CAN NOT say "I do," (and even if you conjured up a slice of
animation that did, it wouldn't mean a damn thing,) even if you DID find
someone to preside over the ceremony, not to mention it would be
HORRENDOUSLY out of character for Vegeta to do so. He didn't even marry
Bulma. You expect him to dedicate himself to a weak human teenager in a
pathetic Earth ceremony?
Delusional, and really, not too bright either. At least pick something
that's plausible within the fictional world you're trying to sell as
S.L.: huh? and you said what ? I didn't understand a thing
ps Vegeta loves me [fan pseudonym]
Manawolf: Yeah, that's pretty much what I thought.
S.L.: thought what?
Now, I did not actually reply to that, not seeing the point because I was starting to get bored. I mean, I at least like to hunt things that shoot back, so to speak. This was on 5/30.
It doesn't end there. Someone up there must like me.
S.L. (in a brand new message): you know I hate you
Manawolf: Yes, sweetheart. And that fact brightens my day. Tell me more.
S.L.: fuck u
Manawolf: There you go propositioning me again! I'm not certain you're my type, I mean, I usually like people to wait and ask AFTER we meet in person...