Oh no wait... that's right, I'm (supposed to be) a DOG rapist, not a CHILD rapist. Riiiight. But... aren't dogs just human children in fur coats? Dammit! Now I'm all confused!
Still. I feel, uh, left out and stuff. Waah.
In other news, I have absolutely no desire to eat anything, especially if obtaining it involves effort. I am not sure if this is due to pollen, or medication. Or the medication I've been taking for pollen.