to the tune of "Fish Heads"
original by Dr. Demento
spoof by Manawolf
Bi-shie, bi-shie, rolly poly bishie.
Bi-shie, bi-shie, eat them up, yum!
In the morning, sleepy, sexy bishie;
In the evening, soaking in the bath.
Ask a bishie anything you want to;
They won't answer - they'll just blush.
I took a bishie out to yaoi con;
Didn't have to pay to get him in.
They're great at baseball; they wear tight sweaters;
They're hot exotic dancers; they got great pecs.
Rolly poly bishonen can be seen drinking capuccino in Italian restaurants
with Oriental women, yeah.
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