Bolds by me....
God made me an intellectual giant, a spiritual explorer, and an inspired artist. I intend to fully use my mind and my spirit to further God's kingdom. I have a brain, so why should I copy the same old miracles in the Bible that everyone else does? No, I have a better plan!
I want God to do something new for Christianity. Are healings and calling fiery hail down from heaven all that He can do? Thank goodness, no! He would be a boring God indeed! Besides, that's kids' stuff. I want God to perform a miracle that will continually astound people, something that only God can do. I want God to change this awful human body into a beautiful dragon so that people will experience the miraculous every day of their lives.
When God changes me into a dragon, people from all walks of life will admire me and listen to what I have to say for once in my life. Nobody wants to listen to a scared little boy with glasses, but everyone likes dragons. I'll give them a good reason to accept Jesus. They'll get to meet REAL dragons in Heaven, not the make-believe ones in fairy tales that will never be able to interact with them. Jesus will prove to them, through me, that He can satisfy anyone.
Why should satan have a copyright on the dragon image? I'll fight it in a bloody court of law if I have to. The dragon image is PUBLIC DOMAIN and as such I can claim the right to my own interpretation on it. I will be the real dragon, not satan. Satan is just a miserable fallen angel and I will not let that insignificant jerk steal my dreams.
OK the nausea is gone, to be replaced by hysterical laughter. Yeah... you just wait for God to change you into a dragon. I will convert the instant that happens. And no fair going all Stalking-Cat on us either. I want a fucking deific bolt of lightning to transform you into a DRAGON. I want a MIRACLE of physical transformation. Like POOF. If that happens, if you manage this, I will be your gospel BITCH.
Don't let me get started on the public domain versus Satan stuff, it's just... no. Too easy. That's like shooting hog-tied ducks in a barrel.