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Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

This email forward was titled "Christmas Carols for the Disturbed." I don't know about that, I think these sound perfectly reasonable...


1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and.....

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna
Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy. oooh look at the
froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
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I like those ... *snickers*
Me too! Except I was all "aww, no depression or bipolar?"

Depression --- Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas While I Die Alone Quietly In The Dark, Oh God, Why Can't I Die

I can't think of anything for bipolar... what about you? :D
While I can't think of one for Bipolar I did come up with this one...

Tourette's Syndrome: Here Comes Santa Claus, Here Comes Son-Of-A-Bitch, Cock-Sucker, Mother-Fucker, Bastard...

(sorry for swearing ^_^; )

Bipolar? Hmmm . . .

How about "It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year, But Now I'm So Depressed, But Now I Want To PARTY HARDY, But Now I Need A Hug"?
Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

I had a Christmas card that had a schizophrenic chior singing that line.

Funny. ^_^
hehehe. Funny!

Have a very merry Christmas!
Heh heh!

BTW...

...hope you liked the present I left on your keyboard while you were all out? =^.^= Seemed an appropriate use of the key you guys gave me a copy of since it turned up right before I drove up there to drop off the present. :-)
Hehe... Merry General Holiday Event, Mana
Happy holidays to you and yours. ;P